Jungster
i dont understand why pple say heechul is pretty...
Jungster then what is jaejoong man?
KimsterHeechul's nose is fake.
Jungster
if heechul is cinderella.. then jj is goddess already
KimsterJaeJoong's a fairy.
KimsterMwaahahahahahah!
Jungster these pple have stamps nailed to their eyes or something?
Kimsteryou dun nail stamps. You stick them.
Jungster cannot stick not strong enough
Kimsteruse superglue.
Kimster
The nails are reserved for J.
Kimster
*evil*
Jungster muarhahahahah
Kimsterof maybe u can use a staple gun for hee chul
Jungster damn evil
Jungster
yah i was thinking abt staple gun
Jungster
hahah
Jungster
just forgot what it's called hee
Kimster
heheheheheheheh!
Kimster
Oh yah! If you see the DongBang TuHon posters in HongKong, get for me both versions okie?
Jungster
hahaha ok
Jungster
even with the soccer players
KimsterYeah man. even with the soccer players. And if the Begin poster is out as well, you know what to do right? Mwhahahahahahha!
Jungster AS LONG AS GOT THEIR FACE I'LL GET OK
Jungster
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jungster
PEE GEEN
Kimster
i'm going to Gucci~~~~* lalalaaaal~~~~*
Kimster*makes a cup of Milo and dips round biscuit in the Milo*
KimsterI'm behaving like an old man today.
Jungster
ahahahahaha
Jungster
welcome to the ah peh club
Kimsterkaoz, the biscuit soak too long drop inside the Milo @_@
Jungster
MAURHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kimster@_@
Kimsterlaugh unitl like that.
Jungster cos i can imagine the look on ur face
Jungster *peels orange*
Kimster
I wana eat orange too!
Jungster *passes u a few slices*
Kimster
Tskk I wana eat guava.. with sng buay powder...
Jungster u wanna eat a lot of things
Jungster u confirm getting ur wallet?
Jungster
shit.. i have orange juice all over my monitor
PARKSTER
NO SKILL
PARKSTER i think she is busy
Jungster
whatever
PARKSTER getting the ah pek biscuit at the bottom of her cup
KimsterWhy are you having orange juice on your monitor?
PARKSTER she needs vit c
Kimsteri cannot 'lao' the melted biscuit already. @_@
PARKSTER laughs out loud
PARKSTER get a new cup of milo
Kimster
She needs vitamin C? I thought she needed health supplements instead because Yunho's been bangin' her too constantly?
PARKSTER
hhahhahhhahahahhahaha
PARKSTER BANGING?!
Kimstermy Milo's still got a lot.
PARKSTER pls i think she needs all the nutrients and health supplements
KimsterMaybe should get some for her in HongKong.
PARKSTER wahahahahaha she can have a good rest in hk
PARKSTER cos she cant do it with me and aunty iris in the room
Kimster
but i think she's gonna miss it.
Kimsteri think her mum might faint.
PARKSTER
eww how you can drink the milo knowing that theres biscuits inside..
PARKSTER hahahahhahaha
Kimster
just drink lar.
PARKSTERSHE IS SO GONNA MISS IT PLEASE
PARKSTER hahahahha aunty iris will run out of the room screaming
Kimster
Like majiam oats with Milo.
PARKSTER
hahahha somehow i can imagine that scene!
Kimster
since Aunty Iris rocks, maybe she might even hand YunHo or her some condoms.
PARKSTER HAHHAHAHHA
Jungster *rolls my eyes at the conversation*
KimsterKAOZ! Another piece of biscuit drop inside. @_@ Ma de....
PARKSTER hahahhahahhahahhahahaa
PARKSTER SHIT I THINK I JUS SNORTED
Jungster
U HAVE NO SKILL
Jungster
aunty iris will slaughter me ok
PARKSTER
hahaha can you concentrate on your biscuits first
Kimsteri'm finishing my last one already @_@
Jungster yes parkster i heard u snort
Jungster hmm... how many did u eat?
Jungster and how many dropped into the milo hahaha
KimsterJungster
U HAVE NO SKILL! <== are you referring to me? or YunHo?
Kimster
i ate like 8
Kimsterand 2 halves went in
Jungster gosh.. of course to u lah my yunho is damn skilful ok
Jungster *pukes*
PARKSTER SHIT SHIT SHIT
PARKSTER was the snort loud?
PARKSTER
CRAP so embarrassing
KimsterSkillfull *eye widens*
PARKSTERHAHHAAHAAAH
PARKSTER sKillFUL!??!
Jungster skilful in dancing! what were u girls thinking??
KimsterI've never heard u snort before parkster. maybe u could show me sometime.
PARKSTER i rem she said that yunho and her try diff positions
PARKSTER *FAINTS*
PARKSTER hahhaahah
PARKSTER YOU NVR HEAR ME SNORT?!
KimsterHOMG~*
KimsterOh yeah, Parkster is damn impressed that I crushed a fly with my bare hands during class last night.
PARKSTER trust me you are gonna hear it some time soon
PARKSTER HAHHAHA
--------> I'm too lazy to colour code the names already haha...PARKSTER
*DIES ON MY TABLE*
Jungster
if i can hear u snort... byuntae definitely can
Kimster
I hope to hear it soon.
PARKSTER
AAH
PARKSTER
Hahahahhahahahahaha
Jungster
u crushed a fly??
PARKSTER
Aahahaaahahahhahahahahaa
PARKSTER
Hahahhahahahahahaha
Jungster
my gosh...
PARKSTER
Ahahhahhhahaahahahahahahahah
Kimster
But can dun snort at Pow Sing?
PARKSTER
*cant stop laughing
Jungster
OI i dont remember saying that ok
PARKSTER
HAAHAHAH
PARKSTER
*CANT STOP LAUGHING
PARKSTER
WHEN i think about yesterday
PARKSTER
shit man its HILARIOUS
Kimster
i might have the ginger sauce coming out from my nostrils. No wait. the tofu might come out instead
PARKSTER
hahha okay i will try not to snort there
PARKSTER
HAHAHH
Jungster
Hahhahahaahahah
Kimster
oh you heard the JaeJoong tracks already?
PARKSTER
trust me jungster you said that before
PARKSTER
yupp its on repeat mode now
Jungster
pls dont snort in HK ok
Kimster
I have a YooCheon one you know.
PARKSTER
KIM JAEJOONG!!
PARKSTER
Dngohbogaobgjsbsd
PARKSTER
Fskngsjbosjnbjnbkijdfkljbd
PARKSTER
Sjgsijfbhlkdjfjkirwrtrry
PARKSTER
YOOOCHUN?!?!?!?!?!
PARKSTER
MY GAWD!!
PARKSTER
SEND SEND SEND SEND!
PARKSTER
SHIT SHIT SHTI
Jungster
she cant send now
Kimster
Yeah. YooCheon's audio tracks. It's at home.
PARKSTER
I THINK I GOT TOO JI DONG AND EXCITED
PARKSTER
byuntae was looking over at me
Jungster
u wait till we come back from HK
Jungster
when?
PARKSTER
WHAT?!
Kimster
I send to Jungster tonight and then u both can listen on the plane tmw morning.
PARKSTER
I CAN ONLY HEAR IT THEN?!
PARKSTER
YEA YEA YE!!
Jungster
oh yah hahaah
PARKSTER
PLS TRANSFER TO YOUR IPOD TONIGHT!
Kimster
*wth*
PARKSTER
YEAH YEA HYEA HE!
Jungster
why did byuntae look at u?
PARKSTER
Cos
Kimster
And he said the word "ecstasy"
PARKSTER
i was typing dam loudly
PARKSTER
Hahhahahahahahah
Jungster
chey i thought cos u snorted hahaha
PARKSTER
please i wont snort twice
PARKSTER
hahaha coll!! ECSTASYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Kimster
Is it just me or I can freakin see BuiBui's entire pair of white undies?
PARKSTER
HHAHAH
Kimster
*looks at blog pic*
PARKSTER
CAN SEE THE WHOLE THING
PARKSTER
Omg
PARKSTER
you are stil thereeee!!?
Jungster
it's the whole underwear hahaha
Kimster
Man... Is that a tangini?
PARKSTER
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING AT IT
PARKSTER
ya it doesnt look like a norm panty
Kimster
I got another window lar
PARKSTER
like the shape is smaller
PARKSTER
i think its a tangini!
Kimster
Maybe make his butt look smaller?
PARKSTER
WOW he's into tangini PAN TIIIs
Kimster
He's trying to ditch his bubble butt signature
PARKSTER
hahahaha tangini makes the butt smaller?
Kimster
*duno what to say*
Jungster
guys wear that??
Kimster
I have no freakin' idea. I just know the the undies is kinda small and it's almost getting itself stuck on his butt crack
Kimster
How can he even walk properly in those?! @_@ Wear boxers dude!
PARKSTER
Hahahaha
PARKSTER
EWWW stuck in the butt crack
PARKSTER
how do you expect him to wear boxers with those WHITE TIGHT pants
PARKSTER
its only tangini , not g string
Jungster
yah man.. his pants are freakin tight
PARKSTER
DAM TIGHT
Jungster
i feel damn uncomfortable for him
PARKSTER
why are they alwyas wearing white TIGHT pants?
Jungster
doesnt his YOUKNOWWHAT get squashed?
PARKSTER
ouch,
PARKSTER
Please
PARKSTER
those LITTLE FRIENDS are bendable and squashable
PARKSTER
it takes the form of the YOU KNOW
PARKSTER
its like liquid
Jungster
MUARHAHAHAHA
Jungster
flexi balls
Kimster
*coughs Milo out*
Jungster
*pats aunty sweat's back*
Jungster
are u alright?
PARKSTER
Hahhahhahahahahahahaha
PARKSTER
*scratches your back*
PARKSTER
are you okay
Kimster
@_@'''
PARKSTER
*suddenly recalls your slamming the fly action*
PARKSTER
WAHSJFAJHAHHAHAHAA
PARKSTER
AAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Kimster
What's wwrong with that slamming fly? I only piak it what.
Kimster
i didn't swallow the freakin' fly.
Jungster
she just re enacted the scene
PARKSTER
ITS THE ACTION
PARKSTER
and the expression
Jungster
wah... really SHI FU
PARKSTER
and the FACT that you killed it with your BARE hands
Jungster
so powerful
Jungster
Haahaha
PARKSTER
miss ong was STARING at you
PARKSTER
as you were cleaning your hands
Kimster
expression?
PARKSTER
ya..like that
Kimster
Serious? she stared at me?
PARKSTER
THE FLY MUS DIE kind of face
PARKSTER
YA DUH
PARKSTER
you hit the table the sound was so loud
Kimster
Oh okie.
PARKSTER
my jaw hurts
PARKSTER
as i was telling her i was laughing so hard
Kimster
well, for the well being of those who sat around me. I had to kill the fly. Lia was like "Oh my god! Fly!"
PARKSTER
hahah yea Lia seems rahter scared
PARKSTER
haha good job
Kimster
I'm FlyWoman.
PARKSTER
oh i jus rem, dolly admitted she likes kwon sang woo
PARKSTER
haahhah FLY WOMAN
Kimster
yeah arh.
PARKSTER
i rem tht time she said she learnt for interest
PARKSTER
*ROLLS MY EYES*
Jungster
but it's just a fly??
Kimster
she likes what. She should have asked me man. I would have told her Xiah JunSu
Jungster
what's there to be afraid of?
Kimster
or Dong Bang Shin Ki
Kimster
yeah man.
Kimster
what's there to be afraid of?
Jungster
eee kwon sang woo...
Kimster
but takeshi kaneshiro popped up during class last night. I was like "Whoa.. so handsome"
PARKSTER
YA handsomeeeee
Jungster
he did?
Jungster
how come?
PARKSTER
haha i think miss ong is the hip kind also la
Kimster
his name is like Kem Sung Woo or something.
Kimster
She's damn hip man.
PARKSTER
she seems quite cool
Kimster
i like the tattoo on her leg.
Kimster
whoa, my partner in class right? Is kinda bad in Hangeul.
Kimster
She was having major problems with the paper last night. I almost died on the spot.
Kimster
In the end I did everything.
PARKSTER
the tatto is nice man
PARKSTER
your partner is magaret right?
Jungster
how come ur partner is not parkster?
PARKSTER
me and my partner is OKAY LA.... so yea not so bad
PARKSTER
HAHA why did you almost died?
PARKSTER
i mean ure so good, you can answer the ques ..
Kimster
but it's supposed to be a two-way thing
Kimster
Guess what, my colleague imitated the gao ling feng and sang the "Firebird"
Kimster
we were laughing our asses off man
Kimster
But your partner Elaine seemed quite dao man.
PARKSTER
oh man you can never find anyone in our company that will sing firebird
Jungster
how come u both not partnering each other
Jungster
HUO NIAO
Jungster
hahahahahah
PARKSTER
oh elaine is VERY VERY SOFT SPOKEN and very gentle
Jungster
maybe cooldude
Kimster
cuz draw lots
Jungster
oh...
PARKSTER
she is okay la.. maybe its the face?
Kimster ♥
so we never draw each other's names
PARKSTER
YEA ):
PARKSTER
SOBS. maybe we are jus not meant to be
PARKSTER
she got Kermit
PARKSTER
and i got aragon
Jungster
OH hahahah
Jungster
Kermit
Kimster
Oh okie. Yah man, elaine speaks REALLY SOFT
PARKSTER
muppets dont go with knights
Kimster
actually I got Miss Piggy
.
PARKSTER
oh haha ya miss piggy
PARKSTER
YA SHe is so soft that whenever i talk, im dam scared that i wil break her bones
Kimster
i was like damn high when she said miss piggy. duno why
Kimster
@_@
PARKSTER
YA WHY
Kimster
duno lei. i'm a weirdo
PARKSTER
i figured
Kimster
hyeah.
PARKSTER
shit dont make me think of the fly
Jungster
MUARHAHAHA
Kimster
but at least our table's the most interesting table. Kwon Sang Woo's mother / grandmother! WOOT!
Kimster
the rest of the table are like so dead and buried.
PARKSTER
SHIT JUNGSTER IS GOIN NUTS
Kimster
from what?
PARKSTER
she is picturing you with a FLY HEAD
PARKSTER
cos of the lamp shade
Kimster
*wth*
PARKSTER
hashhahaah oh please..dolly is HIP man
PARKSTER
check out her PURPLE streaks
Jungster
dolly... the lady with the purple hair?
Kimster
I DO NOT HAVE A FLY HEAD OKIE. I'm NOT the lead actor in <
>
PARKSTER
bet she is not married
PARKSTER
she laughed so hard that she is tearing
Kimster
Dolly hip? My ass man. And she ruined my fave colour. ON HER FREAKIN' HAIR OKIE
PARKSTER
hahhahahhah YA MAN
PARKSTER
why did she choose PURPLE
PARKSTER
*hits my head*
Kimster
Ass....
PARKSTER
the way she talks, she seems to be very arrogant
Kimster:
OH Jungster, maybe you can photoshop my lampshade pic with a fly head. That'll be wonderful @_@
Jungster
GOOD IDEA
PARKSTER
shti i laughed out loud
Kimster
Arrogant?
Jungster
i can do that as practice
Kimster
Who cares.
Kimster
Why did I even suggest this anyway? Kaoz... *smacks my own head*
PARKSTER :
Hahahahahhahahahaahahahah
Jungster
MUARHAHAHAHZHHAHAHAHAH
Kimster
Jungster, make sure u pick a nice fly head okie? I dun want any gross-looking ones. And I can differentitate btwn a cockroach's head and a fly head. So you dun pray pray arh.
PARKSTER
AHHAHAHAAHHAH
Jungster
i really think u are on crack today
PARKSTER
SHIT CAN YOU STOP MAKING ME BURST OUT LAUGHING
Jungster
did misckay secretly pass u some
Kimster
it's the Ah peh biscuits.
Kimster
JaeJoong: *nodding behind my back*
Jungster
oh... ah peh biscuits so powerful eh
PARKSTER
CAN YOU DONT BLAME MY DARLING for everything
PARKSTER
HAHAHAAHHA
Kimster
u should try my office one
PARKSTER
HAHA
Jungster
who's blaming him for everything?
PARKSTER
whts the diff
Kimster
GO GO POWER BISCUITS
PARKSTER
*lies on my table*
Jungster
only things to do with crack and speaking English
Jungster
shit... no more biscuits from ur office for u
Jungster
买东西,吃东西,买东西,吃东西
Jungster
this is what we'll be doing tmr
Jungster
Hahahaah
PARKSTER
hahahha YEA MAN
Kimster
thanks man. *cries alone*
PARKSTER
wait im too excited
Jungster
we'll think of u... no worries
Jungster
Hahaha
Jungster
anyways u have junsu jaejoong and yoochun to keep u company
Jungster
Hahaha
Jungster
so u confirm getting the wallet later even if it's not on sale?
Kimster
Yeah, most probably.
Kimster
but hopefully there's some discount or something.
Kimster
*$600 worth of blood*
Jungster
hahahah
Kimster
i've been looking at the wallet since like what, a couple of months ago?
Jungster
yea quite a while back
Jungster
you know what
Jungster
i saw BBBBBBBBBB massaging for J
Jungster
flirting lik mad okay
Kimster
Byuntae massaging for Jody?
Jungster
no that was parkster typing
Jungster
it's not Byuntae
Jungster
Hahahahaha
Jungster
it's that guy J likes
Kimster
who's B?
Kimster
ang moh?
Kimster
chinese?
Jungster
No
Kimster
Animal?
PARKSTER
HAHAHAAH
PARKSTER
wth!
PARKSTER
he looks LIKE ONE
PARKSTER
but he is a CHIDIAN
Kimster
oh okie. Old man?
Jungster
the guy from my JC whom she likes for a long time
Kimster
oh okie...
Jungster
she brought him in to work
Kimster
whatever. as long as it's not the boys I dun give a shit.
Jungster
they've got a really complicated relationship
PARKSTER
HAHAH
PARKSTER
dam complicatied
Kimster
*continues to nail eyelids to J's forehead*