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8th June 2006...

Jungster
i dont understand why pple say heechul is pretty...

Jungster
then what is jaejoong man?

Kimster
Heechul's nose is fake.

Jungster
if heechul is cinderella.. then jj is goddess already

Kimster
JaeJoong's a fairy.

Kimster
Mwaahahahahahah!

Jungster
these pple have stamps nailed to their eyes or something?

Kimster
you dun nail stamps. You stick them.

Jungster
cannot stick not strong enough

Kimster
use superglue.

Kimster
The nails are reserved for J.

Kimster
*evil*

Jungster
muarhahahahah

Kimster
of maybe u can use a staple gun for hee chul

Jungster
damn evil

Jungster
yah i was thinking abt staple gun

Jungster
hahah

Jungster
just forgot what it's called hee

Kimster
heheheheheheheh!

Kimster
Oh yah! If you see the DongBang TuHon posters in HongKong, get for me both versions okie?

Jungster
hahaha ok

Jungster
even with the soccer players

Kimster
Yeah man. even with the soccer players. And if the Begin poster is out as well, you know what to do right? Mwhahahahahahha!

Jungster
AS LONG AS GOT THEIR FACE I'LL GET OK

Jungster
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Jungster
PEE GEEN

Kimster
i'm going to Gucci~~~~* lalalaaaal~~~~*

Kimster
*makes a cup of Milo and dips round biscuit in the Milo*

Kimster
I'm behaving like an old man today.

Jungster
ahahahahaha

Jungster
welcome to the ah peh club

Kimster
kaoz, the biscuit soak too long drop inside the Milo @_@

Jungster
MAURHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kimster
@_@

Kimster
laugh unitl like that.

Jungster
cos i can imagine the look on ur face

Jungster
*peels orange*

Kimster
I wana eat orange too!

Jungster
*passes u a few slices*

Kimster
Tskk I wana eat guava.. with sng buay powder...

Jungster
u wanna eat a lot of things

Jungster
u confirm getting ur wallet?

Jungster
shit.. i have orange juice all over my monitor

PARKSTER
NO SKILL

PARKSTER
i think she is busy

Jungster
whatever

PARKSTER
getting the ah pek biscuit at the bottom of her cup

Kimster
Why are you having orange juice on your monitor?

PARKSTER
she needs vit c

Kimster
i cannot 'lao' the melted biscuit already. @_@

PARKSTER
laughs out loud

PARKSTER
get a new cup of milo

Kimster
She needs vitamin C? I thought she needed health supplements instead because Yunho's been bangin' her too constantly?

PARKSTER
hhahhahhhahahahhahaha

PARKSTER
BANGING?!

Kimster
my Milo's still got a lot.

PARKSTER
pls i think she needs all the nutrients and health supplements

Kimster
Maybe should get some for her in HongKong.

PARKSTER
wahahahahaha she can have a good rest in hk

PARKSTER
cos she cant do it with me and aunty iris in the room

Kimster
but i think she's gonna miss it.

Kimster
i think her mum might faint.

PARKSTER
eww how you can drink the milo knowing that theres biscuits inside..

PARKSTER
hahahahhahaha

Kimster
just drink lar.

PARKSTER
SHE IS SO GONNA MISS IT PLEASE

PARKSTER
hahahahha aunty iris will run out of the room screaming

Kimster
Like majiam oats with Milo.

PARKSTER
hahahha somehow i can imagine that scene!

Kimster
since Aunty Iris rocks, maybe she might even hand YunHo or her some condoms.

PARKSTER
HAHHAHAHHA

Jungster
*rolls my eyes at the conversation*

Kimster
KAOZ! Another piece of biscuit drop inside. @_@ Ma de....

PARKSTER
hahahhahahhahahhahahaa

PARKSTER
SHIT I THINK I JUS SNORTED

Jungster
U HAVE NO SKILL

Jungster
aunty iris will slaughter me ok

PARKSTER
hahaha can you concentrate on your biscuits first

Kimster
i'm finishing my last one already @_@

Jungster
yes parkster i heard u snort

Jungster
hmm... how many did u eat?

Jungster
and how many dropped into the milo hahaha

Kimster
Jungster
U HAVE NO SKILL! <== are you referring to me? or YunHo?

Kimster
i ate like 8

Kimster
and 2 halves went in

Jungster
gosh.. of course to u lah my yunho is damn skilful ok

Jungster
*pukes*

PARKSTER
SHIT SHIT SHIT

PARKSTER
was the snort loud?

PARKSTER
CRAP so embarrassing

Kimster
Skillfull *eye widens*

PARKSTER
HAHHAAHAAAH

PARKSTER
sKillFUL!??!

Jungster
skilful in dancing! what were u girls thinking??

Kimster
I've never heard u snort before parkster. maybe u could show me sometime.

PARKSTER
i rem she said that yunho and her try diff positions

PARKSTER
*FAINTS*

PARKSTER
hahhaahah

PARKSTER
YOU NVR HEAR ME SNORT?!

Kimster
HOMG~*

Kimster
Oh yeah, Parkster is damn impressed that I crushed a fly with my bare hands during class last night.

PARKSTER
trust me you are gonna hear it some time soon

PARKSTER
HAHHAHA

--------> I'm too lazy to colour code the names already haha...

PARKSTER
*DIES ON MY TABLE*

Jungster
if i can hear u snort... byuntae definitely can

Kimster
I hope to hear it soon.

PARKSTER
AAH

PARKSTER
Hahahahhahahahahaha

Jungster
u crushed a fly??

PARKSTER
Aahahaaahahahhahahahahaa

PARKSTER
Hahahhahahahahahaha

Jungster
my gosh...

PARKSTER
Ahahhahhhahaahahahahahahahah

Kimster
But can dun snort at Pow Sing?

PARKSTER
*cant stop laughing

Jungster
OI i dont remember saying that ok

PARKSTER
HAAHAHAH

PARKSTER
*CANT STOP LAUGHING

PARKSTER
WHEN i think about yesterday

PARKSTER
shit man its HILARIOUS

Kimster
i might have the ginger sauce coming out from my nostrils. No wait. the tofu might come out instead

PARKSTER
hahha okay i will try not to snort there

PARKSTER
HAHAHH

Jungster
Hahhahahaahahah

Kimster
oh you heard the JaeJoong tracks already?

PARKSTER
trust me jungster you said that before

PARKSTER
yupp its on repeat mode now

Jungster
pls dont snort in HK ok

Kimster
I have a YooCheon one you know.

PARKSTER
KIM JAEJOONG!!

PARKSTER
Dngohbogaobgjsbsd

PARKSTER
Fskngsjbosjnbjnbkijdfkljbd

PARKSTER
Sjgsijfbhlkdjfjkirwrtrry

PARKSTER
YOOOCHUN?!?!?!?!?!

PARKSTER
MY GAWD!!

PARKSTER
SEND SEND SEND SEND!

PARKSTER
SHIT SHIT SHTI

Jungster
she cant send now

Kimster
Yeah. YooCheon's audio tracks. It's at home.

PARKSTER
I THINK I GOT TOO JI DONG AND EXCITED

PARKSTER
byuntae was looking over at me

Jungster
u wait till we come back from HK

Jungster
when?

PARKSTER
WHAT?!

Kimster
I send to Jungster tonight and then u both can listen on the plane tmw morning.

PARKSTER
I CAN ONLY HEAR IT THEN?!

PARKSTER
YEA YEA YE!!

Jungster
oh yah hahaah

PARKSTER
PLS TRANSFER TO YOUR IPOD TONIGHT!

Kimster
*wth*

PARKSTER
YEAH YEA HYEA HE!

Jungster
why did byuntae look at u?

PARKSTER
Cos

Kimster
And he said the word "ecstasy"

PARKSTER
i was typing dam loudly

PARKSTER
Hahhahahahahahah

Jungster
chey i thought cos u snorted hahaha

PARKSTER
please i wont snort twice

PARKSTER
hahaha coll!! ECSTASYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Kimster
Is it just me or I can freakin see BuiBui's entire pair of white undies?

PARKSTER
HHAHAH

Kimster
*looks at blog pic*

PARKSTER
CAN SEE THE WHOLE THING

PARKSTER
Omg

PARKSTER
you are stil thereeee!!?

Jungster
it's the whole underwear hahaha

Kimster
Man... Is that a tangini?

PARKSTER
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING AT IT

PARKSTER
ya it doesnt look like a norm panty

Kimster
I got another window lar

PARKSTER
like the shape is smaller

PARKSTER
i think its a tangini!

Kimster
Maybe make his butt look smaller?

PARKSTER
WOW he's into tangini PAN TIIIs

Kimster
He's trying to ditch his bubble butt signature

PARKSTER
hahahaha tangini makes the butt smaller?

Kimster
*duno what to say*

Jungster
guys wear that??

Kimster
I have no freakin' idea. I just know the the undies is kinda small and it's almost getting itself stuck on his butt crack

Kimster
How can he even walk properly in those?! @_@ Wear boxers dude!

PARKSTER
Hahahaha

PARKSTER
EWWW stuck in the butt crack

PARKSTER
how do you expect him to wear boxers with those WHITE TIGHT pants

PARKSTER
its only tangini , not g string

Jungster
yah man.. his pants are freakin tight

PARKSTER
DAM TIGHT

Jungster
i feel damn uncomfortable for him

PARKSTER
why are they alwyas wearing white TIGHT pants?

Jungster
doesnt his YOUKNOWWHAT get squashed?

PARKSTER
ouch,

PARKSTER
Please

PARKSTER
those LITTLE FRIENDS are bendable and squashable

PARKSTER
it takes the form of the YOU KNOW

PARKSTER
its like liquid

Jungster
MUARHAHAHAHA

Jungster
flexi balls

Kimster
*coughs Milo out*

Jungster
*pats aunty sweat's back*

Jungster
are u alright?

PARKSTER
Hahhahhahahahahahahaha

PARKSTER
*scratches your back*

PARKSTER
are you okay

Kimster
@_@'''

PARKSTER
*suddenly recalls your slamming the fly action*

PARKSTER
WAHSJFAJHAHHAHAHAA

PARKSTER
AAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Kimster
What's wwrong with that slamming fly? I only piak it what.

Kimster
i didn't swallow the freakin' fly.

Jungster
she just re enacted the scene

PARKSTER
ITS THE ACTION

PARKSTER
and the expression

Jungster
wah... really SHI FU

PARKSTER
and the FACT that you killed it with your BARE hands

Jungster
so powerful

Jungster
Haahaha

PARKSTER
miss ong was STARING at you

PARKSTER
as you were cleaning your hands

Kimster
expression?

PARKSTER
ya..like that

Kimster
Serious? she stared at me?

PARKSTER
THE FLY MUS DIE kind of face

PARKSTER
YA DUH

PARKSTER
you hit the table the sound was so loud

Kimster
Oh okie.

PARKSTER
my jaw hurts

PARKSTER
as i was telling her i was laughing so hard

Kimster
well, for the well being of those who sat around me. I had to kill the fly. Lia was like "Oh my god! Fly!"

PARKSTER
hahah yea Lia seems rahter scared

PARKSTER
haha good job

Kimster
I'm FlyWoman.

PARKSTER
oh i jus rem, dolly admitted she likes kwon sang woo

PARKSTER
haahhah FLY WOMAN

Kimster
yeah arh.

PARKSTER
i rem tht time she said she learnt for interest

PARKSTER
*ROLLS MY EYES*

Jungster
but it's just a fly??

Kimster
she likes what. She should have asked me man. I would have told her Xiah JunSu

Jungster
what's there to be afraid of?

Kimster
or Dong Bang Shin Ki

Kimster
yeah man.

Kimster
what's there to be afraid of?

Jungster
eee kwon sang woo...

Kimster
but takeshi kaneshiro popped up during class last night. I was like "Whoa.. so handsome"

PARKSTER
YA handsomeeeee

Jungster
he did?

Jungster
how come?

PARKSTER
haha i think miss ong is the hip kind also la

Kimster
his name is like Kem Sung Woo or something.

Kimster
She's damn hip man.

PARKSTER
she seems quite cool

Kimster
i like the tattoo on her leg.

Kimster
whoa, my partner in class right? Is kinda bad in Hangeul.

Kimster
She was having major problems with the paper last night. I almost died on the spot.

Kimster
In the end I did everything.

PARKSTER
the tatto is nice man

PARKSTER
your partner is magaret right?

Jungster
how come ur partner is not parkster?

PARKSTER
me and my partner is OKAY LA.... so yea not so bad

PARKSTER
HAHA why did you almost died?

PARKSTER
i mean ure so good, you can answer the ques ..

Kimster
but it's supposed to be a two-way thing

Kimster
Guess what, my colleague imitated the gao ling feng and sang the "Firebird"

Kimster
we were laughing our asses off man

Kimster
But your partner Elaine seemed quite dao man.

PARKSTER
oh man you can never find anyone in our company that will sing firebird

Jungster
how come u both not partnering each other

Jungster
HUO NIAO

Jungster
hahahahahah
PARKSTER

oh elaine is VERY VERY SOFT SPOKEN and very gentle

Jungster
maybe cooldude

Kimster
cuz draw lots

Jungster
oh...

PARKSTER
she is okay la.. maybe its the face?

Kimster ♥
so we never draw each other's names

PARKSTER
YEA ):

PARKSTER
SOBS. maybe we are jus not meant to be

PARKSTER
she got Kermit

PARKSTER
and i got aragon

Jungster
OH hahahah

Jungster
Kermit

Kimster
Oh okie. Yah man, elaine speaks REALLY SOFT

PARKSTER
muppets dont go with knights

Kimster
actually I got Miss Piggy
.
PARKSTER
oh haha ya miss piggy

PARKSTER
YA SHe is so soft that whenever i talk, im dam scared that i wil break her bones

Kimster
i was like damn high when she said miss piggy. duno why

Kimster
@_@

PARKSTER
YA WHY

Kimster
duno lei. i'm a weirdo

PARKSTER
i figured

Kimster
hyeah.

PARKSTER
shit dont make me think of the fly

Jungster
MUARHAHAHA

Kimster
but at least our table's the most interesting table. Kwon Sang Woo's mother / grandmother! WOOT!

Kimster
the rest of the table are like so dead and buried.

PARKSTER
SHIT JUNGSTER IS GOIN NUTS

Kimster
from what?

PARKSTER
she is picturing you with a FLY HEAD

PARKSTER
cos of the lamp shade

Kimster
*wth*

PARKSTER
hashhahaah oh please..dolly is HIP man

PARKSTER
check out her PURPLE streaks

Jungster
dolly... the lady with the purple hair?

Kimster
I DO NOT HAVE A FLY HEAD OKIE. I'm NOT the lead actor in <>

PARKSTER
bet she is not married

PARKSTER
she laughed so hard that she is tearing

Kimster
Dolly hip? My ass man. And she ruined my fave colour. ON HER FREAKIN' HAIR OKIE

PARKSTER
hahhahahhah YA MAN

PARKSTER
why did she choose PURPLE

PARKSTER
*hits my head*

Kimster
Ass....

PARKSTER
the way she talks, she seems to be very arrogant

Kimster:
OH Jungster, maybe you can photoshop my lampshade pic with a fly head. That'll be wonderful @_@

Jungster
GOOD IDEA

PARKSTER
shti i laughed out loud

Kimster
Arrogant?

Jungster
i can do that as practice

Kimster
Who cares.

Kimster
Why did I even suggest this anyway? Kaoz... *smacks my own head*

PARKSTER :
Hahahahahhahahahaahahahah

Jungster
MUARHAHAHAHZHHAHAHAHAH

Kimster
Jungster, make sure u pick a nice fly head okie? I dun want any gross-looking ones. And I can differentitate btwn a cockroach's head and a fly head. So you dun pray pray arh.

PARKSTER
AHHAHAHAAHHAH

Jungster
i really think u are on crack today

PARKSTER
SHIT CAN YOU STOP MAKING ME BURST OUT LAUGHING

Jungster
did misckay secretly pass u some

Kimster
it's the Ah peh biscuits.

Kimster
JaeJoong: *nodding behind my back*

Jungster
oh... ah peh biscuits so powerful eh

PARKSTER
CAN YOU DONT BLAME MY DARLING for everything

PARKSTER
HAHAHAAHHA

Kimster
u should try my office one

PARKSTER
HAHA

Jungster
who's blaming him for everything?

PARKSTER
whts the diff

Kimster
GO GO POWER BISCUITS

PARKSTER
*lies on my table*

Jungster
only things to do with crack and speaking English

Jungster
shit... no more biscuits from ur office for u

Jungster
买东西,吃东西,买东西,吃东西

Jungster
this is what we'll be doing tmr

Jungster
Hahahaah

PARKSTER
hahahha YEA MAN

Kimster
thanks man. *cries alone*

PARKSTER
wait im too excited

Jungster
we'll think of u... no worries

Jungster
Hahaha

Jungster
anyways u have junsu jaejoong and yoochun to keep u company

Jungster
Hahaha

Jungster
so u confirm getting the wallet later even if it's not on sale?

Kimster
Yeah, most probably.

Kimster
but hopefully there's some discount or something.

Kimster
*$600 worth of blood*

Jungster
hahahah

Kimster
i've been looking at the wallet since like what, a couple of months ago?

Jungster
yea quite a while back

Jungster
you know what

Jungster
i saw BBBBBBBBBB massaging for J

Jungster
flirting lik mad okay

Kimster
Byuntae massaging for Jody?

Jungster
no that was parkster typing

Jungster
it's not Byuntae

Jungster
Hahahahaha

Jungster
it's that guy J likes

Kimster
who's B?

Kimster
ang moh?

Kimster
chinese?

Jungster
No

Kimster
Animal?
PARKSTER
HAHAHAAH

PARKSTER
wth!

PARKSTER
he looks LIKE ONE

PARKSTER
but he is a CHIDIAN

Kimster
oh okie. Old man?

Jungster
the guy from my JC whom she likes for a long time

Kimster
oh okie...

Jungster
she brought him in to work

Kimster
whatever. as long as it's not the boys I dun give a shit.

Jungster
they've got a really complicated relationship

PARKSTER
HAHAH

PARKSTER
dam complicatied

Kimster
*continues to nail eyelids to J's forehead*