THE CRACK DAY - OUR EMAILS
PARKSTER!!!!
I’m so not in the mood to work!!! Hahahahaha… I can’t wait for 615pm!!
*IT’S TIME FOR LUB… SOMEBODY TO LUB*
JUNGSTER…
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ARE YOU FEEELEING HIGHHHHHHHHH!?!?!
AARE YOU READY TO PARTY???
ARE YOU READY TO TVXQ???
ARE YOU READY TO……………………… FLING YOUR PANTIES IN THE
AIR AND SCREAM YAHOOOOOOO?!??!
ARE YOU? ARE YOU?!?! ARE YOUUUUU?!!?
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GOSH!! I’M NOT FREAKING BLIND!HAHAAHAHAHAHAWHAT ARE
U TALKING ABT! I’VE BEEN DAMN HIGH SINCE MORNING CAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HMMMM… ACTUALLY
IS SINCE LAST NIGHT.. YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?!!
*RAISES EYEBROWS*
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YOU ARE DAMN FREE RIGHT?!!!!
YES I CAN SEE U ARE ARRANGING UR PICS… I CANT HELP IT!!
MY DEAR LOOKS TOO GOOD IN THAT MV HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Regards,
Sheena
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Why is the whole dam screen black!?!??!?! My comp cant do that!!
GROANS!!
AND WHY IS YOUR FONT SO INTERESTING!!!
MINE IS SO BORING!!!!!
I seeeeeeee THT WE ARE BOTH VERY HIGH NOW?!?!
AND WE ARE VERY CRAPPPPY! (OOPS CRAB DON’T PEEEEE…HAHAHAHAH)
WE ARE EATING CRABS LATER!! MMM DOES THIS MEAN …
WE WILL BE VERY CRAPPY?? I HOPE NOT!! COS I WILL BE EATING
VEGGIE AND I DON’T WANNA TURN INTO VEGE!!
*IMAGINES MYSELF LOOKING LIKE A TOUGAY*
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HMM… JUST CLICK ON “FORMAT --> BACKGROUND” THEN CAN
CHANGE THE COLOUR ALREADY. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE…
I AM SUPER DUPER HIGH K… THAT MEANIE CALLED ME AND GAVE
ME A SHOCK!! I DIDN’T EXPECT HER TO CALL AND WHEN SHE GREETED
ME, I WAS IN A DAZE AND I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY BACK TO HER AS
WELL… *SLAMS HEAD ON TABLE*
MY GOSH… YOU ARE DAMN CRAP-PEE CAN!!!! *TOES LAUGHING*
Don’t worry lah… I’m sure my mum ordered other dishes!!!!
*woohoo* ½ hr more
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I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!! OFCOURSE!!
SINCE YOU ARE SO HIGH, I ALLOW YOU TO PUT YOUR HANDS INSIDE
YOUR PANTS AND TO RIP YOUR UNDIES NOW!!!
IM SURE YOUR LITTLE MAN WILL JUMP OFF FROM YOUR SHOULDER
INSTANTLY.
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
YOU FEELING ME!!??? *DANCES WITH TAMBOURINES AND KIAK KIAKS*
I AM FEELING GOOOOD HOW BOUT YOU?
MAY I INVITE YOU FOR A KAMPONG DANCE??
OR WOULD YOU PREFER TO DANCE IN FEATHERY CLOGS??
*SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT*
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OKAY CAN TELL U ARE EVEN MORE HIGH THAN ME LAH… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAH
I WANNA DANCE WITH MY DEAR!!! HEHEHEHEHEHE…
I THINK YOU’VE GOT OVER DOSE OF CRACK… YOOCHUN!!!
WHAT THE HELL DID U DO TO PARKSTER??!!!
Hmmm… did u both YOUKNOWYOUKNOW that’s why she’s so HIGH??!!!
MUARHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH
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AHHAHAHAAHHAA im jus VERY VERY HAPPY LA CANNOT IS IT!!!
JEALOUS?? JEALOUS?? JEALOUS THT IM HIGHER THAN YOU!??!
HUH!! HUH!! ARE YOU?!?!!? HURRHURR
*TICKLES YOUR TOES AND FANS MYSELF WITH A RED FAN*
NO MAN….. ITS NOT YOOCHUN’S FAULT!!
SHIT LA I THINK IM DAM HIGH AND EXCITED THAT IM SWEATING
EVEN LIKE NOW. CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE A COTTON BUD AND USE
IT TO CLOG UP MY MAO KONG.
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WOW I DIDN’T KNOW THAT MY EMAIL HAS SO POWERFUL IMPACT ON YOU!!!
IT ACTUALLY PUSHED YOUR SHIT OUT OF YOUR RECTUM AND ANUS!!
*PATS MY OWN HEAD*
YUNHO: GOOD JOB AMANDA!! HER FARTS ARE REALLY SMELLY WHEN
SHE DOESN’T SHIT!!
AMANDA – THE BEST CURE FOR CONSTIPATION (:
*WORKS BETTER THAN VEG, OR MILO+GREENTEA*
YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE ON THE JOURNEY. THE JOURNEY TO
A FULLY FUNCTIONAL ANUS!!
*DANCING IN SUMMER PARADISE…..*
AMANDA : OH PLEASE, DONGSENG (CM) CAN YOU REMOVE THT
HELMET BEFORE YOU START DANCING!!
CHANGMIN: BUT…BUT….IM LOVIN MY HELMET!! *USES HIS HAND
TO CARESS HIS HELMET AGAIN*
WHY IS 615 TAKING FOREVER TO COME. I THINK I CAN PEE FIVE
TIMES AND ONLY 15MINS HAS PASSED.
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*SMACKS YUNHO ON HIS HEAD*
ME: HOW DARE U TALK BAD ABT ME!! YOU THINK YOURS VERY NICE
ISSIT??!! *POUTS*
APPARENTLY UR REMEDY DOESN’T WORK!! COS U STILL CANT SHIT!!
MUARHAHAHAHAHAH….
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Not funny. Obviously I cant help myself. HOW AM I SUPP TO EMAIL MYSELF
AND MAKE MYSELF LAUGH SO HARD UNTIL ALL MY SHIT GETS PUSHED
OUT OF MY ANUS?!?!?!
I NEED THE HELP OF MY GRANDMASTER----- KIM AH SIUT.
“SHI FU, NI HAO!!” *BOWS AS I SEE HER*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVEEEE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN DON’T YOU?!?!?!
BLING BLING BLING!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
WAHLAO ITS DAM BRIGHT.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA THE MEANIE PART IS DAM FUNY
PLEASE!! I JUS BURST OUT LAUGHING!! HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE!!
TOO MUCH THRUSTING IM SURE.
YUNHO!!!! CAN YOU BE LESS VIGOUROUS.
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FOR GOODNESS SAKE!! CANT U CHOOSE A GREEN THAT IS LESS DAMAGING
TO THE EYE!!!! *TAKES OUT SUNGLASSES*
I ALSO FEEL DAMN DUMB CAN… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… SHE WAS LIKE…
WHAT’S WRONG WITH U?!! HAHAHAH…
YAH LAH… THAT LITTLE MAN NOT SO LITTLE AFTER ALL… TSK..
EVERYNIGHT LIKE THAT… I’M SMASHED ALREADY LAH…
YUNHO: okok… I’ll try to be gentle tonight ok noona!!! *wink wink*
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Kimster: we are both them high and excited abt our spazzfest and we couldnt concentrate at work... so this is what happens when 2 cracksters have too much crack!!!!!!
have fun reading!!!!!! =p
seeya in a bit!
I’m so not in the mood to work!!! Hahahahaha… I can’t wait for 615pm!!
*IT’S TIME FOR LUB… SOMEBODY TO LUB*
JUNGSTER…
___________________________________________________
ARE YOU FEEELEING HIGHHHHHHHHH!?!?!
AARE YOU READY TO PARTY???
ARE YOU READY TO TVXQ???
ARE YOU READY TO……………………… FLING YOUR PANTIES IN THE
AIR AND SCREAM YAHOOOOOOO?!??!
ARE YOU? ARE YOU?!?! ARE YOUUUUU?!!?
___________________________________________________
GOSH!! I’M NOT FREAKING BLIND!HAHAAHAHAHAHAWHAT ARE
U TALKING ABT! I’VE BEEN DAMN HIGH SINCE MORNING CAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HMMMM… ACTUALLY
IS SINCE LAST NIGHT.. YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?!!
*RAISES EYEBROWS*
___________________________________________________
YOU ARE DAMN FREE RIGHT?!!!!
YES I CAN SEE U ARE ARRANGING UR PICS… I CANT HELP IT!!
MY DEAR LOOKS TOO GOOD IN THAT MV HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Regards,
Sheena
____________________________________________________
Why is the whole dam screen black!?!??!?! My comp cant do that!!
GROANS!!
AND WHY IS YOUR FONT SO INTERESTING!!!
MINE IS SO BORING!!!!!
I seeeeeeee THT WE ARE BOTH VERY HIGH NOW?!?!
AND WE ARE VERY CRAPPPPY! (OOPS CRAB DON’T PEEEEE…HAHAHAHAH)
WE ARE EATING CRABS LATER!! MMM DOES THIS MEAN …
WE WILL BE VERY CRAPPY?? I HOPE NOT!! COS I WILL BE EATING
VEGGIE AND I DON’T WANNA TURN INTO VEGE!!
*IMAGINES MYSELF LOOKING LIKE A TOUGAY*
____________________________________________________
HMM… JUST CLICK ON “FORMAT --> BACKGROUND” THEN CAN
CHANGE THE COLOUR ALREADY. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE…
I AM SUPER DUPER HIGH K… THAT MEANIE CALLED ME AND GAVE
ME A SHOCK!! I DIDN’T EXPECT HER TO CALL AND WHEN SHE GREETED
ME, I WAS IN A DAZE AND I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY BACK TO HER AS
WELL… *SLAMS HEAD ON TABLE*
MY GOSH… YOU ARE DAMN CRAP-PEE CAN!!!! *TOES LAUGHING*
Don’t worry lah… I’m sure my mum ordered other dishes!!!!
*woohoo* ½ hr more
______________________________________________________
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!! OFCOURSE!!
SINCE YOU ARE SO HIGH, I ALLOW YOU TO PUT YOUR HANDS INSIDE
YOUR PANTS AND TO RIP YOUR UNDIES NOW!!!
IM SURE YOUR LITTLE MAN WILL JUMP OFF FROM YOUR SHOULDER
INSTANTLY.
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
YOU FEELING ME!!??? *DANCES WITH TAMBOURINES AND KIAK KIAKS*
I AM FEELING GOOOOD HOW BOUT YOU?
MAY I INVITE YOU FOR A KAMPONG DANCE??
OR WOULD YOU PREFER TO DANCE IN FEATHERY CLOGS??
*SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT*
_______________________________________________________
OKAY CAN TELL U ARE EVEN MORE HIGH THAN ME LAH… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAH
I WANNA DANCE WITH MY DEAR!!! HEHEHEHEHEHE…
I THINK YOU’VE GOT OVER DOSE OF CRACK… YOOCHUN!!!
WHAT THE HELL DID U DO TO PARKSTER??!!!
Hmmm… did u both YOUKNOWYOUKNOW that’s why she’s so HIGH??!!!
MUARHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH
_______________________________________________________
AHHAHAHAAHHAA im jus VERY VERY HAPPY LA CANNOT IS IT!!!
JEALOUS?? JEALOUS?? JEALOUS THT IM HIGHER THAN YOU!??!
HUH!! HUH!! ARE YOU?!?!!? HURRHURR
*TICKLES YOUR TOES AND FANS MYSELF WITH A RED FAN*
NO MAN….. ITS NOT YOOCHUN’S FAULT!!
SHIT LA I THINK IM DAM HIGH AND EXCITED THAT IM SWEATING
EVEN LIKE NOW. CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE A COTTON BUD AND USE
IT TO CLOG UP MY MAO KONG.
________________________________________________________
WOW I DIDN’T KNOW THAT MY EMAIL HAS SO POWERFUL IMPACT ON YOU!!!
IT ACTUALLY PUSHED YOUR SHIT OUT OF YOUR RECTUM AND ANUS!!
*PATS MY OWN HEAD*
YUNHO: GOOD JOB AMANDA!! HER FARTS ARE REALLY SMELLY WHEN
SHE DOESN’T SHIT!!
AMANDA – THE BEST CURE FOR CONSTIPATION (:
*WORKS BETTER THAN VEG, OR MILO+GREENTEA*
YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE ON THE JOURNEY. THE JOURNEY TO
A FULLY FUNCTIONAL ANUS!!
*DANCING IN SUMMER PARADISE…..*
AMANDA : OH PLEASE, DONGSENG (CM) CAN YOU REMOVE THT
HELMET BEFORE YOU START DANCING!!
CHANGMIN: BUT…BUT….IM LOVIN MY HELMET!! *USES HIS HAND
TO CARESS HIS HELMET AGAIN*
WHY IS 615 TAKING FOREVER TO COME. I THINK I CAN PEE FIVE
TIMES AND ONLY 15MINS HAS PASSED.
______________________________________________________
*SMACKS YUNHO ON HIS HEAD*
ME: HOW DARE U TALK BAD ABT ME!! YOU THINK YOURS VERY NICE
ISSIT??!! *POUTS*
APPARENTLY UR REMEDY DOESN’T WORK!! COS U STILL CANT SHIT!!
MUARHAHAHAHAHAH….
________________________________________________________
Not funny. Obviously I cant help myself. HOW AM I SUPP TO EMAIL MYSELF
AND MAKE MYSELF LAUGH SO HARD UNTIL ALL MY SHIT GETS PUSHED
OUT OF MY ANUS?!?!?!
I NEED THE HELP OF MY GRANDMASTER----- KIM AH SIUT.
“SHI FU, NI HAO!!” *BOWS AS I SEE HER*
_________________________________________________________
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVEEEE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN DON’T YOU?!?!?!
BLING BLING BLING!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
WAHLAO ITS DAM BRIGHT.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA THE MEANIE PART IS DAM FUNY
PLEASE!! I JUS BURST OUT LAUGHING!! HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE!!
TOO MUCH THRUSTING IM SURE.
YUNHO!!!! CAN YOU BE LESS VIGOUROUS.
__________________________________________________________
FOR GOODNESS SAKE!! CANT U CHOOSE A GREEN THAT IS LESS DAMAGING
TO THE EYE!!!! *TAKES OUT SUNGLASSES*
I ALSO FEEL DAMN DUMB CAN… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… SHE WAS LIKE…
WHAT’S WRONG WITH U?!! HAHAHAH…
YAH LAH… THAT LITTLE MAN NOT SO LITTLE AFTER ALL… TSK..
EVERYNIGHT LIKE THAT… I’M SMASHED ALREADY LAH…
YUNHO: okok… I’ll try to be gentle tonight ok noona!!! *wink wink*
__________________________________________________________
Kimster: we are both them high and excited abt our spazzfest and we couldnt concentrate at work... so this is what happens when 2 cracksters have too much crack!!!!!!
have fun reading!!!!!! =p
seeya in a bit!
