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KimJungPark Role Play

Jung
kim's room = dong bang gol

Kim
Oh, m room is Dong Bang Gol? *flattered*

Jung
pls... cant even see ur wall already

Jung
soon ur ceiling as well

Jung
yunho: *chuckles*

Kim
I thought my room is BuiBui Gol. :X

Jung
siwon: i'm gonna be on ashley noona's wall too

Kim
=_=

Kimster
*sweats* Hyeah ShiWon. And YunHo please dun laugh. You're on my Wall of Fame as well!

Jung
Yunho: i'm proud to be on ur wall

Jung
yunho: *drags siwon back into his glass box*

Kim
I'm glad you are!

Jung
we are surrounded by koreans in this floor

Jung
IT'S A SIGN

PARK
shit la i entered the guy's

Jung
*rolls on floor laughing*

PARK
role playing must be spontaneous man

PARK
like it jus comes.................goes with the flow

Jung
*bleh*

PARK
siwon: noona i can play with you if you want

PARK
jus let me out of the glass box first

Jung
me: hmm... yunho where's the key??

Jung
yunho: key? oh... i flushed it down the toilet *sniggers*

Kim
Har? U went into the guy's toilet?

Kim
Mwahahahahahhahaah!

PARK
SHEEEESH i didnt see properly

PARK
yoochun: sighssss hyung is being possesive again

PARK
me: yoochun, you cannot be like tht okaY?

Kim
JunSu: *yawns* Morning Noonas

PARK
HAHA i am your dongseng junsu

Jung
park, u better wash ur eyes later

PARK
me: *waves to my oppa junsu*

PARK
EW THT FELT WEIRD

Jung
morning junsu

PARK
me: junsu oppa, how was your sleep last night? did donghae do a good job in fanning you?

PARK
jung. PLEASE i didnt see anything. except his jeans

PARK
my eyes are only FOR SOMEONE

Jung
yunho: micky, u wanna share ur amanda with kibum issit? *stares at kibum who's perfecting his thrusting moves at a far corner*

PARK
yoochun: NAH i have faith in my darling and please, i am so much better than kibum. whats there to be afraid?

PARK
yoochun: HYUNG!! you are so good at it, why not you go and help kibum? i mean you THRUST everynight

Kim
JunSu: Dong... who? Only me and Noona were together in her room last night.

Kim
JunSu: Noona, is there a Dong... something with us last night?

Kim
Me: *shakes head*

PARK
me: but i thought he is your servant?

PARK
heechul: i feel left out

PARK
me: you are left out.

Jung
yunho: teach kibum? pls... only noona knows how good i am... *smiles*

Kim
Me: DongHae is never our servant. Only you both assumed that he is

Kim
Me + JunSu: *to Hee Chul* You've always been left out.

Jung
me: hee.. huh?? i thought he was our pet dog

PARK
me: what is donghae to you then, kim?

Kim
@_@ I thought he's not even ft to be our dog? so ugly.

PARK
me: sighs yunho is so selfish, only saves the best for his SHEEENA

Kim
Me: uh.... Donghae's uh.... my dongseng!

Kim
Me: Shhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~!

Jung
yes kim?? why are u so excited?

Jung
Hahahaha

Jung
donghae is ur dongseng?? hmm....

Kim
I'm excited cuz I'm being driven to Park Mall to pay my fees!

PARK
OH!!

PARK
PARK mall

Jung
Ooooo

Jung
got chauffeur eh

Jung
Hgahahahahaha

Kim
Donghae is my dongseng, yeah. *uneasy*

Kim
Park, what was damn lame. =_=

Jung
Hahahahahah

PARK
i know

Jung
yea... anything with PARK... her eyes will lit up

PARK
Kinda

PARK
yoochun: my darling is sooooo cute

PARK
*hair stands as i type*

Kim
JunSu: Noona, are we having dinner together tonight?

Kim
Me: of course! What u wana eat?

Jung
u guys can have candlelight dinner

Jung
ask donghae to cook

Kim
JunSu: Um.... You?

Kim
*goosebumps dropping all over the floor*

Kim
Donghae's not my servant lar.

Kim
Why ask him to do household chores?

Jung
me: *falls off yunho's lap*

Jung
yunho: noona are u alright? *carries me*

Jung
then what does donghae do at ur place?

PARK
play lego?

Kim
DongHae? He just hangs out with my mum when me and buibui are alone in my room. *wriggles eyebrows*

PARK
hangs out with your mum

PARK
thats nice!!

Jung
coll...

Jung
ur mum can teach him how to cook

PARK
me: yoochun! you shd start spending time with my family members too!

Jung
me: yunho, how are u getting along with my mum?

Kim
Me: *giggles*

Jung
yunho: auntie iris loves me! she buys me lots of food

Jung
me: yea can u pls eat more... u lost 4 freakin kilos

PARK
yoochun: sigh dear, i am Scared of your mum and dad

PARK
ME: SIGHHHHHS

Jung
yunho: what's wrong micky?

PARK
me: its not like you dont know HOW strict my mama is, she is wary of everyone who has short hair

PARK
yoochun: BUT i have long hair.....

Jung
me: maybe yoochun shd just wear a wig

Kim
okie , i need to go off now. I'll see u guys later!

Jung
okie seeya

Jung
everyone: *waves*

PARK
waves!

Jung
yunho: oh no micky, someone else has got a nice nose... *looks at amanda, then at yoochun*

Jung
micky: *looks at amanda*

PARK
amanda: *looks at jung*

Jung
yoochun: amanda... u dont like my nose anymore?

PARK
me: PARK YOOCHUN YOU STILL DARE TO SAY ME! I HAVEN KILL YOU YET HUH!! WHY DO YOU MISS BOA?!?! AND YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH HWANGBO?!?!

PARK
PARK YOOCHUN!!! DONT DIGREWSSSSS!!!

Jung
yoochun: i.. i.. i havent met u then

PARK
YOU GOT MARRIED IN THE SHOW WITH SOME GIRL AND IF I HEARD ANY NEWS OR SCANDALS, YOU ARE D E A D

PARK
YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!!

PARK
promise me that you will NOT NOT NOT LIKE HER and tht you will pretend tht she is ME

Jung
yoochun: you swept me off my feet *blinks his eyes... qiao eyelashes fluttering*

PARK
me: sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh you jus know how to sweet talk mr park

PARK
But

PARK
its okay!! I LIKE IT

PARK
*runs to hug yoochun*

Jung
yoochun: *lifts his hand up* I PROMISE I WILL ONLY LOVE AMANDA WITH ALL MY HEART

PARK
I TRUST YOU WITH ALL MY HEART SOUL AND TOES

Jung
me: of course, mr park and i are june babies remember

PARK
yoochun: runs to get lips moisturiser*

PARK
me: looks at yunho* we are dam porthing la

Jung
yunho: wae?

PARK
OH

PARK
i forgot

PARK
you enjoy thrusting too

PARK
me: yoochun, can we take one step at one time and not be like that? i am rather conservative and SHY

PARK
*hides my face behind his back*

Jung
yunho: i only do it with my noona alright... i'm one faithful guy

Jung
*hugs noona tight tight*

PARK
me and yoochun: *shakes head* yes yes yes we know that you will only do it with noona

PARK
me and yoochun: goes back to our little world*

Jung
yunho: eh micky... i know what u did last night alright... hahahahahahahha....

PARK
yoochun: WHT DID I DO?

PARK
*looks at amanda innocently*

Jung
me: yea yea... micky good skills man i dont see any marks on park's neck

PARK
me: MMMMMMMMM *STAREESSSSSS AT JUNG*

PARK
yoochun: HELLLLLO we didnt do anything!! *uses his hands to protect his dear*

Jung
me + yunho: *rolls eyes* whatever... deny all u want

Jung
me: *continues to sit on yunho's lap*

PARK
me: its okay, i wil jus sit beside you dear

PARK
i wont want your poor bony thighs cramping

Jung
yunho: tsk micky why havent u been eating??

Jung
i thought u said there's alot of food in amanda's house?

PARK
yoochun: hyung...when i am not with her, i jus bring myself to eat...i will be missing her all the time

PARK
you know what i mean right? sigh me you and junsu experience the same thing

Jung
yunho: *nods head in agreement*

PARK
me: yoochun!! i like the song neon onjena! can you sing to me later?

Jung
yunho: sigh... i dont ever wanna leave my noona *hugs noona even tighter*

Jung
me: okie dear... you're gonna suffocate me soon

PARK
me: jung, are you suffocating?

PARK
he seems to be hugging you for quite some time

Jung
me: yunho, can u pls sing ONE for me tonight

PARK
yoochun: haha we dont have to dsiplay our love to other people...tskkk PDA-ING IS NOT CHU WAH

PARK
public- display of affection

Jung
me: we are affectionate people

Jungster
yunho: besides... u both are not the public

PARK
me: we are affectionate ppl too!

PARK
but we are SHY

Jung
yunho: park yoochun, YOU ARE NOT SHY

PARK
me: fan zheng wo men dou na men de shou le

PARK
right?

PARK
yoochun: HYUNG! to you and the boys, of course i am not shy la

Jung
me + yunho: *in unison* DUI

PARK
but i am infront of my dear now you seee

PARK
me: AWWwwww you cute little thing!! you jus made me love you even more!

Jung
yunho: *rolls his eyes*

Jung
yunho: alright dear i'll sing for u before we you know what... *grins*

PARK
yunho: dear, shdnt you change your nick? i am hugging you now, why are you holding back your tears then?

PARK
ARE YOU TOO HAPPY?

Jung
me: yes and also cos ur leg is hurt *cries*

PARK
omo!!!!

PARK
yunho: dear!! dont cry or i will feel even worse!

PARK
yunho: well you can pray and encourage me! and also

PARK
*yunho raises his eyebrows and scratches jung's hands*

PARK
jus enjoy yourself at night

Jung
me: *shy*

Jung
me: of course i pray for u

Jung
me: tell me since when i do not enjoy myself at night??

PARK
junsu: i pray for this love to be trueee......

Jung
yunho: junsu!

PARK
me: JUNSU!! stop singing!! it scares me!

PARK
yoochun: thts my part okay

Jung
arent u with ashley noona?

PARK
junsu: she left me alone for awhile

Jung
yunho: yea stop singing out of the blue and scare the shit out of us

PARK
junsu: you shd be used to it!!

PARK
junsu: *POUTS* hyunngs dont love me anymore

PARK
*runs to ashley*

Jung
everyone: well... ashley loves u

Jung
Muarhahahaha

PARK
ME: HAHA OH YEA ashley loves you man

Jung
me: yunho can u stop dancing... u want ur leg to get worse issit?

PARK
yoochun and junsu: hugs yunho*

Jung
yunho: well... if my leg doesnt recover in time, i can be by your side longer

PARK
jaejoong: no worries, i will take care of him okay? i will cook some soup

Jung
me: * melts*

Jung
me: YOONG YOONG!

PARK
all of us : *takes our comb and wears jackets*

PARK
jaejoong: hai, cooking stil mus wear jacket, dam hot!

Jung
me: pls cook more nutritious food for my dear... he looks like a pack of bones now

Jung
jaejoong: *takes out apron and chef hat*

PARK
jaejoong: sure thing......... it is my duty to look after him too

PARK
changmin: CAN I HELP YOU COOK HYUNG

PARK
ALL OF US: NOOOOOOOOO

PARK
STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!

Jung
me: *plants a kiss on yoong yoong's cheeks*

PARK
jaejoong: runs after changmin to beat him*

Jung
yunho: *stares at yoong yoong*

Jung
jj: *face turns red*

PARK
me: yo yo yo yunho, you got to take it easy man

Jung
changmin: *runs back to the kitchen to steal some food*

PARK
jaejoong: chases after changmin and beat him

PARK
changmin: hyung!! it hurts!!!!! NOONA SAVE ME!!

PARK
me: you asked for it! always stealing food.... tsk. DID YOU STEAL YOOCHUN'S FOOD?

PARK
CHANGMIN: LOOKS AT ME INNOCENTLY* I ONLY TOOK SOME OF HIS BISCUITS ):

Jung
me: YA DID U STEAL YUNHO'S FOOD TOO?

PARK
changmin: EHH......

PARK
jaejoong: look at his asss face and curly hair

PARK
i bet he stole alot of food already

Jung
me: CHANGMIN!

PARK
changmin: *cries* HYUNGS DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE!

PARK
THEY ALL GOT THEIR GF AND THEY DONT WANT ME ANYMORE. *runs to a conrner to cry*

Jung
both ur hyungs are like skeletons already

PARK
kibum : come here changmin! you have me.....come. we can practise dancing tog.

Jung
me: think i shd intro a girl to u

PARK
changmin and kibum hugs*

PARK
heechul: I WANT A HUG TOO!!

PARK
changmin uses his ULTRA long leg and BICEP-ED

PARK
ARMS TO PUNCH HIM OFF

PARK
shindong: me want hug hug tooo!!

PARK
cm + kibum: this corner has no space for you

Jung
heechul: chaaannngmmminnnn *looks at changmin and licks his lip as he fans him/herself seductively*

PARK
siwon: *sighs* i am stil stuck in the box

PARK
us: EWW AND SHUDDERSSSSSSS

Jung
me: siwon time for lunch

PARK
me: YOOCHUN! please, protect yourself from such a person

Jung
yunho: *takes a chair and whacks heechul*

PARK
siwon: can i come out now? its getting hot inside

PARK
heechul: yunho! can you bear to hit me!? i was your room mate, your prettiest room mate ever i bet

PARK
yunho : *hits him even harder*

Jung
yunho to heechul: how many times have i told u not to do that u scared the shit out of me when we shared a room last time

PARK
yunho: PLEASE , LOOK AT MY DEAR

PARK
THAT IS WHAT I CALL PRETTY

Jung
me: *takes a bat and whacks heechul's face*

PARK
me: joins jung*

Jung
me: sorry siwon, abit busy here... hang in there awhile

PARK
me: *runs to take a bat thats filled with lizard shit*

Jung
as usual... ur dimples are of no use at a time like this

PARK
siwon: alrIght....then...i will jus cont smiling., jus for you sheena. anything for you

Jung
changmin: hyungs pls save me from that... is it a guy or girl? i'm confused

PARK
junsu: ICHIGO ICHIGO..

PARK
me: JUNNSU!! STOP SINGING!!

Jung
me: okay... i'm hungry from all the whacking

Jung
jj: junsu stop scaring me

Jung
i almost burnt myself

PARK
me: changmin, try lifting his pants/ skirt whatever up and you will know

Jung
junsu: ashley noona they are scolding me again

PARK
me: yoongyoong are you okay?

Jung
*the protector appears from behind*

PARK
ashley: *runs to get her black outfit*

PARK
ASHLEY: WHO DARES TO BULLY YOU!!!

Jung
ashley: *takes out her long forgotten saviour stick

PARK
ASHLEY: *SWALLOWS SOME PILLS AND INSTANTLY GREW 3METRES TALLER *

PARK
ashley: JUNSU!! GO BEHIND!!!! I AM HERE NOW!!!!

PARK
ASHLEY: NU GU?? NU GU?!?!

Jung
all of us: *stares at ashley in amazement*

Jung
ashley: OH HI GUYS

PARK
me+yoochun+yunho+jung+ siwon+ yoongyoong+changmin: looks at protector and squeak like mouse

Jung
*throws stick away and gives everyone a hug*

PARK
aiya, kibum is not affected

PARK
cos he is at some safe and dark corner

Jung
siwon: *bangs on glass box*

Jung
siwon: noona can i pls come out now? i'm hungry

Jung
yunho: u want me to throw some food in for u??

PARK
WELLLL

Jung
siwon: *stares at yunho*

PARK
siwon: i neeeed fooooood

PARK
kibum: ya! do i get food? i realise i haven been eating amanda!!

PARK
kibum: I have been thrusting and dancing in my own corner for days!!

Jung
me: oh... poor thing... but it seems like u havent been improving... *shakes head*